Become a professional musician....in an instant !

"Ever dreamt of being a musician? Of course you have you simpleton. Now you can live that fantasy in your den with DreamOnPro. Music Destruction Software."

A highly amusing spoof from The Internet Now In Handy Book Form ! :o)

"Kill hours and hours of your free time believing that a single piece of good-looking software is your key to stardom. Then, after months of fiddling, end up with a track that sounds exactly like it was stolen wholesale from someone way more talented than you. But from 3 years ago."

- Make music, soundtracks and beats in full studio quality 48-bit surround
- Tinker endlessly
- Get nowhere

;o)